Tuesday, April 26, 2011


"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"

— Woody Allen

Thursday, February 10, 2011

winter is dumb.

Where is the sunshine/what is this garbage??

Monday, September 7, 2009

Thursday, September 3, 2009

twinkle twinkle little star

how i wonder what you are.
there's a star outside a twinklin and a winkin at me.
though a quivering star is but light traveling through the atmosphere,
churning and yearning
and deflecting and refracting
and moving and shaking.
but we're still looking at the same moon, you and i;
and so it is, from there to here.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Moustache ride.

`~*<{8o{B) glasses + button nose + draping moustache + buck teeth + silly hat. Probably listening to Delorean on repeat.

Gimme that funk that sweet that nasty that kushy stuff.